Delusions of Mediocrity

Cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)

When this enchantment enters, you gain 20 life.

When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, you lose 20 life.

Enchant Giant you control

When this Aura enters, gain control of target nonland permanent for as long as this Aura remains on the battlefield.

You may have this enchantment enter as a copy of any enchantment on the battlefield.

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, draw a card."

You may have this enchantment enter as a copy of any artifact or enchantment on the battlefield.

When this enchantment enters, choose two target creatures. For as long as this enchantment remains on the battlefield, exchange the text boxes of those creatures.