Curse of Wizardry

Players can't gain life.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life.

Whenever this enchantment becomes the target of a spell, that spell's controller loses 5 life.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

When this enchantment enters, draw three cards.

Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life.

When this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

As this enchantment enters, choose a player.

When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player sacrifices three permanents.

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.

All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.