MScore: 9.8/10

The Meathook Massacre

{X} {B} {B}

Legendary Enchantmentmythic

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Illustrated by Chris Seaman · Innistrad: Double Feature · #112

Rulings for The Meathook Massacre

2021-09-24
If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre.

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Format Legality

Duellegal

Brawllegal

Pennynot legal

Predhnot legal

Futurenot legal

Legacylegal

Modernlegal

Paupernot legal

Alchemynot legal

Pioneerlegal

Vintagelegal

Historiclegal

Standardnot legal

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