Dying to Serve

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn. (A creature with decayed can't block. When it attacks, sacrifice it at end of combat.)

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Menace

Whenever you discard one or more cards, create that many tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Crew 2

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Whenever one or more players discard one or more cards, investigate. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1.

Whenever one or more nontoken creatures you control die, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.