Noetic Scales

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this creature deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this creature deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control seven or more permanents, return this creature to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.