Censorship

Enchant creature

As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has flying and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, venture into the dungeon." (Enter the first room or advance to the next room.)

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, investigate." (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with ", Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Enchant creature

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a player, return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.

Enchant creature

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to you, this Aura deals that much damage to that creature's controller.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

As long as enchanted creature is legendary, it gets +1/+1 and has ward . (Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays .)