MScore: 4.3/10
Everything Pizza
Artifact — Fooduncommon
When this artifact enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gains 3 life and draws a card. Each of your opponents discards a card. This artifact deals 3 damage to any target. Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature.
Illustrated by James Bousema · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · #173
Rulings for Everything Pizza
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Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.)
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If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability.
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Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type.
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Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens.
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