Divert Disaster

Counter target creature or battle spell unless its controller pays . If they do, you incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and ": Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

Counter target spell unless its controller pays . If they do, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .

This spell costs less to cast if you control a Pirate.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays .